I
got the Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac Blues
I got the Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac blues
They're giving me drugs that I just can't refuse
I got me an itch that just wouldn't abate
So they gave me a little methotrexate
Now my intestines bleed and I've lost my hair
But I don't itch anymore, not anywhere
I guess my hair ---wasn't too much to lose
But they took away aspirin and they took away booze
I got the Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac blues
I got so depressed from living in pain
That they gave me Norco and I went insane
So they dosed me with Paxil, ---- that didn't work
They started up Prozac, it just made me smirk
And I still have to take more pills when I snooze
I got the Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac blues
I said to the doctor I was really all right
Before I took Halcion every night
I'm a little bit dizzy and that's not so bad
Its making me plain nervous and that's really sad
'Cause I've been an easy ---going guy
Who would give any old thing a try
I've got the Halcion Norco Paxil Prozac blues
These pills are all driving me out of my mind
I really don't trust them and I'm inclined
To drop them all right into the thrash
And go out and find myself some good hash
The doctor said whoa ---you can't do that
It's illegal and you'll be too fat
I got the Halcion, Norco Paxil Prozac,
Sometimes I feel just like I've been whacked,
Blues
My feet are numb and my eyes are weak
I'm feeling more and more like a freak
I've lost my pleasure, ----my joy of life
Has just plain vanished. Now I'm losing my wife
My blood pressure's going right through the roof
The doc said Inderal is one hundred proof
I've got the Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac blues
So I added Inderal to every dessert
My pressure went down, my head started to hurt
It seems like my future is getting real grim
The doctor keeps saying I should listen to him.
I've got the Inderal Norco Paxil Prozac blues
I'm going to smoke one joint every day
And throw all of these damn pills away
I'll take my vitamins and I'll exercise
And if death comes it will be no surprise
I may not live long but I'm going to lose
Those Vicodin Norco Paxil Prozac blues
Those damn Halcion Norco Paxil Prozac blues
